Marked (House of Night #1) by P.C. Cast

"It's a whole bottle of After School Special mixed with Vampire Finishing School. The Cast, Mother/Daughter writing team managed to create an interesting concept. Unfortunately, the shallow characters and painfully contrived storyline made for a truly cringe-worthy read."

1 Star

Pros: Casts take on Vampirism is definitely unique, I'll give them that. Equating "the change" of becoming an adult Vampire to basically, puberty or menopause, well, it was definitely one way to rationalize it.

Cons: Teenage colloquialisms of "OMG, like, no way", "OMG, he's so hot and he so likes you" ad nauseum.

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Zoey is your regular, unhappy, moody teenager, dissatisfied with her home and personal life. That all seems trivial though when one morning someone shows up at her locker at school, while her friend is babbling inanely, oblivious. The man looks at Zoey, mutters some canned, cryptic, ritualistic words and bam, Zoey is now a fledgling Vampire. Now she has to uproot her entire teenage life and move to the House of Night, which is essentially Vampire finishing school.

The concept was definitely unique. But Casts writing was melodramatic, overdone, sappy and frankly, childish. There was a strange imbalance with the Zoey character too. At times, seemingly well versed in very adult situations, she would then go onto use words such as poopie and boobies, more than once. The ending couldn't have been more overdone or predictable and honestly, I was glad to be done with it. I don't plan on continuing this series.

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